Unisex 'I'd like to help you' classic tee

The kind of welcome only your face can deliver.
This tee is for those who prefer sarcasm over small talk, and boundaries over bullshit.

🧵 Soft, midweight cotton — feels better than your patience level

🧍 Unisex fit for maximum eye-rolling range

✍️ Front print that says what your face usually does

🚪 Perfect for work, family dinners, or answering the door

Polite? No. Accurate? Absolutely.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Zero Filterz Apparel and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 16 Antony Drive, Mornington, Australia, VIC 3931 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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